Aflo's Theory

The scientific and philosophical theory stating that at any point of its' existence- there is at least one tomato either submerged, or floating upon any of the worlds oceans.

Me: "I'd like to introduce you all to Aflo's Theory-"
Scientists: "Oh? What is it?"
Me: "It is a theory stating that at any given moment- there is at lest one tomato in the ocean."
Scientists: "-And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this theory?"
Me, now revealing the backpack of tomatoes I brought to the beach: "Gazpacho."

Bohripous

Boh·rip·ous

Adverb

To unwantedly show dislike or disdain about something of miniscule importance to an obnoxious extent.

1. In front of the disinterested townsfolk, the man spoke bohripously about his least favorite television show.

2. Person #1: "I just think that the colors 'blue' and 'purple' have no purpose in my life, so why should I be fine with the people around me wearing those colors."
Person #2: "I swear, if I have to deal with this bohripous idiot for one more minute, I'm going to choke them until they turn purple and blue."