Itchy

Burning sensation around anus from residual feces not sufficiently removed after BM that occurs after a few hours.

Man I feel a lil itchy. Think I need a rewipe!

Wrigley’d

Wrigley’d: noun. when your significant other tosses your salad while chewing Wrigley’s spearmint or peppermint gum.

Dude, I’m itchy today! My girl wrigley’d me last night!

wrigley’d

Verb: when someone gets their salad tossed by their significant other who is chewing Wrigley’s spearmint or peppermint gum at the time.

Dude, I’m itchy today. Samantha wrigley’d me last night!