Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome

A disease caused by the lack of one kidney for a prolonged time, usually pared with a week immune system. It can cause severe hives, brittle bones, excessive swelling, and loss of hair. The name itself was coined by Dr. Jimmy Yimtinto, and it was named after Jimmy’s brother, Hil-Bratcher Yimtinto, who first (on record) contracted the disease. The “P.R.” stands for Proactive Retonement. So this disease is the Yimtinto Proactive Retonement Syndrome.

I’m so sorry for your mother contracting Yimtinto P.R. Syndrome.

Undebarkachises

(Un-deb-ark-at-chis-es)

1. Not understanding what someone is talking about
2. Saying you don’t understand something

1. Oh my gosh, you are so undebarkachises right now
2. Sorry that I’m being undebarkachises

X (as a colombine)

1. Used as a replacement for the prefix “ex” or “ecks” in writing
2. Used to show ones absence
3. Replacement for “example”

X (as a colombine)

1. Xiting (Exiting), Xelseoure (Eckselseoure)
2. He was Xed off the list
3. x. Flowers

Maida Vale

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.

1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.

Bruv

1. Abbreviation for “Buvvad”
2. British slang for a close friend
3. Something you say whenever your disappointed in someones

1. My bruv! Hous’ it hangin’?
2. Ye, my best bruv got a scholarship
3. C’mon bruv, really?