Mom's Spaghetti

When you're so incredibly intoxicated that you feel like you're gonna fall off the edge of the earth. The ground is your bestfriend and your arms and legs are like spaghetti. You are nothing but dead weight and really just want to take a nap in the most inconvenient place possible.

Friend 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Karen?"
Friend 2: *struggling to pick her up* "C'mon man you know."
Karen: *thinking*....the middle of the streets lookin like a snack. "I sshhould sssleep hhere"
Random Stranger: "Do you guys need some help?"
Karen: *lays in the street* like a corpse
Friends 1 & 2: "Oh, shit. She's Mom's Spaghetti"

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