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Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
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A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
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Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.
I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!
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National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
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Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.
This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.
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A cheap swill brand of beer that was once brewed and sold in Cleveland, Ohio. "POC" once meant "Pride Of Cleveland", but in later years, meant either "Piss On Cleveland" or "Pilsener On Call". Before POC was discontinued in the mid-1980's, a 6-pack of POC sold for less than a 6-pack of Coke or Pepsi...it was that cheap of abeer.
My grandfather used to drink POC...it was all he could afford.
I don't drink POC...that beer is nothing but pisswater!
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A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)
"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"