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A really old pussy with ancient smells.
Her pussy was so old it was cuntanthropology. I could smell ancient Egyptians down there.
As big as a uhaul van but empty.
I rented her but, once inside I got lost . She was a rent a cunt.
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This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
A woman's vagina who operating system has failed
She led me to believe it was android turned out to be fucking apple. She was a bricked cunt.
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A woman who frequently has sex and is a white for money and manages to achieve a orgasm
I knew she was wore out , she had blue waffle vagina . I managed to make her have a cuntgasam
A woman with insatiable appetite for vaginal penetration.
I had sex with her last night she said are you b even inside me, I asked her what do you what do you want me to do send you to the moon. She said I have already been there , im looking for Mars. She was a rocket cunt.
A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle
I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.