Nico

A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his

Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me

Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog

Connor: a true nico shits in his pants