Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

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Charlie Kornheiser

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.

In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."

disrespectrum

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.

Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."

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SNAGM

Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message

The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.

You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.

Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:

Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.

Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.

Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.

You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.

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vagina envy

This is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.

Loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. Vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. Vivian is frustrated at Loretta for this, thus she has vagina envy.

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dramagician

Someone who conjures up drama or dramatic situations to spice things up.

Otis is such a dramagician! Everything was going fine until he started telling stories about everyone being at that orgy last night. He really knows how to stir shit up.