beater

Anything of a lesser quality or value than what is generally acceptable. Alternatively, something that consistently disappoints either through poor performance or bad decision making.

Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.

"Have you heard Todd Snider's version of Beer Run?"
"Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me."

"UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."

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toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

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