crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus
This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.
The relation ship between two roommates of the same sex that is so close it borders on homosexuality, but they are both technically straight.
"We aren't actually gay, I promise, it just looks that way when you pop your head in without knocking. We're roommate gay."