cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

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buleay

a bucket-a device for smoking dope

giz a buleay

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smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'

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yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

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dosh

money

giz all ya dosh or al blow ya head off with me shotgun

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shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

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