kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child

"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

tack

another word for cannabis

lets gan smoke sum tak in a bucket

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.

'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel

immobilizer

similar to the shocker you start off with the "2 in the pink one in the stink" and then take out your ring finger and stick it up her anus givin her a lil surprise...hence the immobilizer

"this broad was too loud durin the shocker so i immobilzed her"

chilem

a thing you put cannabis in to burn it

lend iz ya chilem