Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end
Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!
best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland
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Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child
"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"
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The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.
"Quick, smeel the badger!'
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