yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically

george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)

dosh

money

giz all ya dosh or al blow ya head off with me shotgun

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

buleay

a bucket-a device for smoking dope

giz a buleay

cowie

geordie word for ecstacy

giz a cowie

smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.

"Quick, smeel the badger!'