buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.

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deadneck

Based on the term "redneck", "deadneck" refers to a stupid, non-thinking person, as in "dead from the neck up".

"You mean you've never voted in any election, deadneck?"

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Mr. Cooby

Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.

Q.:
"Hey, who got into the cookie jar?"

A.:
"All I know is that Mr. Cooby was the only one here."

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"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.

"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.

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cheeseburner

Any Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

Harley cheeseburners, made of tin - ride 'em out and push 'em in.

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nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

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NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

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