green chile

What you say to a new mexican weed dealer when you want to be discreet.

guy: hey dude you got any more of that green chile.
Dude: hell yes but this one is even hotter than the last one.

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parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

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Nerds

Guys with IQ higher than your weight. You made fun of them when you were at school but you would be lucky if you get employed as janitors in their businesses.

I am nerd and proud of it.

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fird

redneck term for a ford truck.

troy: hey man nice truck!
wilbur: yurp, 'course tis sa fird.

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hackers

An MIT word that describes pranksters.
In MIT talk, hackers are really known as crackers

Dude, did you see the latest hack?
Hackers put a huge dick on the Great Dome

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five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

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Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

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