warlock

Person of low social status, generally single and 30+ years old that lives in the basement of his/her mother and feeds off hotpockets alone. This person has no life and plays computer games 24/7. The warlock drinks mountain dew and no water. Their blood is a grey, gewy substance. Also the sun burns their skin.

Guy A: Dude why dont you go outside?

Warlock: The sun! IT burns!

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