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Jeep

A person whose eyes are set closer together than normal, like the headlights on a Jeep.

Patty's face is cute, except she's a Jeep, man.

by George P. June 19, 2008

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holladictorian

The honorary title given to the biggest playa in high school or college.

It's too bad they don't recognize the holladictorian at graduation, yo, 'cuz with all the chicks Steve's hit he'd win it hands down.

by George P. January 8, 2009

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RSVPOed

Similar to POed, but specifically applying to the anger felt by someone when people respond that they will attend his/her function, but then don't show up or call to cancel. Especially likely when invitations are sent through Evite.

This is bullshit, 30 people said they'd come to my graduation party, but only five showed up. What am I gonna do with all this extra food? I am so RSVPOed.

by George P. October 25, 2008

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Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.

Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.

by George P. October 5, 2015

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green trash

White trash who recycle, buy energy efficient appliances, compost, etc. See ecobilly.

Say what you want about their mullets, that green trash family at least recycles and doesn't pour their used motor oil down the gutter.

by George P. March 31, 2007

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