Albertoax

When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.

George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"

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Dirty George

1. When your with a fat chick who has a dry pussy and your out of lubricant, this is when you both shit in a cup and use that as vaginal lubricant.

2. A Dirty George can also mean a sexual act in which the fat chick is on top and she takes a dump on your chest after she finishes.

3. When your having sex with a fat chick and she falls asleep before you finish, and instead of joining her, you cover her in gravey and unleash your pet felhound on her.

1. That fat chick I was with last night totally was dry, so I pulled a Dirty George and turned my white cock brown.

2. Damn, that sick bitch pulled a Dirty George after she came on me last night, but the worst part is she fell asleep after and I couldn't get her off of me.

3. That stupid fugly whore fell asleep while I was giving her my A-game material. Well, this'll teach her. *Covers her in gravey* Eat up, Phuufenn.

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