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pop your cherry

To have sex with a virgin, causing said virgin to lose their virginity. Can often cause an unusual amount of bitchiness in said ex-virgin.

Elizabeth: Damn! You came in my pussy and now I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

Me: Damn! If I knew you'd be such a fucking bitch after I fucked you, I wouldn't have wanted to pop your cherry!

Both: Damn it!

by George Woodard August 8, 2006

383πŸ‘ 296πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter

A pretty much awesome series of books by J.K. Rowling. The 6th book is the best one out, where you find out what Horcruxes are. If you don't know what Horcruxes are, YOU ARE A FUCKIN BITCH! LOL just kidding, but either read the goddamn books or wait 3 years for the movie to come out. The 6 books are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was the 7th highest grossing movie of all time. Not suprisingly, all 4 Harry Potter movies so far are in the top 20. Here is the list:

1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891
4. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000
5. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000
6. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000
7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397
8. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036
9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000
10. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000
11. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000
12. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
13. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000
14. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000
15. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000
16. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727
17. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893
18. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000
19. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000
20. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $740,874,848

by George Woodard July 27, 2006

47πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


Christians

As a Christian, I have always believed that I am better than no one else, that everyone, including me, is a sinner, that I am far, far, far from perfect, and that we should love everyone as our brothers and sisters. Someone said that 90% of Christians are sinners, but in reality, EVERYONE is a sinner. It's HUMAN NATURE. I have always tried to not have a "holier-than-thou" attitude, and I try to be a kind person to everyone, Christian or not, and I never force my beliefs on anyone. A lot of non-Christians have a stereo-type that Christians are these weird breast-beating, self righteous people, but those people are just the people who think they are Christians and they do negative things, so of course the media is going to portray Christians in a negative way, since the media is so secular these days. I try to go against the stereotype that Christians have a holier-than-thou attitude by treating others with the respect they deserve. Oh yeah,
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.

I try to be a kind, non-agressive person to show others that non-Christians are not the way the media portrays them to be.

by George Woodard August 15, 2006

311πŸ‘ 318πŸ‘Ž


pop the collar

To pull on the collar of a polo shirt to where it is up and outward of the shirt. A growing trend overly used by the general public today. I don't mind if people do it, but personally I think it is rather stupid.

"Save your collar, pop a cherry!"
Don't pop the collar.

by George Woodard August 6, 2006

49πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


the all-american rejects

I know a guy who looks exactly like Tyson Ritter...it's really weird, so....yeah. Anyways, I discovered The All-American Rejects about 10 months ago, and I really liked their music from the very beginning. I got their album "Move Along", with such songs as "It Ends Tonight", "Move Along", "Dirty Little Secret", and "Night Drive", all great songs. They are about the coolest thing since chocolate!!! They are the best band I believe I've ever heard. I know you probably think I'm gay because all the other people who wrote positive things on this definition were girls, but I am definitely not gay, I just think that they have some awesome music worth writing about. That is about all I have to say.

the All-American Rejects are the pimpinest band EVER

by George Woodard August 30, 2006

53πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


The Sixth Sense

Just so you know, the kid can't see ghosts: he sees the people themselves after they were killed: they aren't ghosts, they're more like imprints that he can see that are very solid...to him.

The Sixth Sense is probably one of the best movies of 1999.

by George Woodard August 9, 2006

52πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


George Bush

You all need to stop just spouting bullsh*t things about Bush that your redneck mommies and daddies told you, and quit bein such pussies. I mean, you all bitch and whine about Bush, but if John Kerry were in office (which he isn't because he's a dumbsh*t), you people would whine and bitch about what Kerry was doing. I mean, look at the definitions of kerry on this site: they are almost all highly negative things, just like Bush's definitions. So, get your heads out of your pussies and quit bitchin.

You guys don't know what the f**k you're talking about when it comes to George Bush.

by George Woodard August 2, 2006

582πŸ‘ 241πŸ‘Ž