LMS

Lynda's Meaty Surprise. LMS is a pie with a sloppy brown fecal like filling. Any meat can be put in here, the most common of course is a mixture of horse and roadkill. The pastry itself is hard and flakey and almost always burnt inside and out. A true delicacy which is honored in many cultures especially school canteens.

Fuck... Tom Malcolm's made LMS again.
Ha! Charlie's a vegetarian he can't eat LMS!

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GYILF

A Gypsy I'd like to fuck

Look at that GYILF they've got a banging caravan.

Piss cup

A plastic cup. One places this cup in a urinal and proceeds to piss in it. Usually done with the homies in a big group.

I'm a lawyer. You pissed in the cup.
Les will have to clean up the piss cup.
Let's bring cups to the toilet so we can do the daily piss cup routine.

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