Damoniphons

When you need to shorten your pets leash

I had to damoniphons Leopolds leash yesterday because he kept barking at the mailman

Gang banged

A group of people, normally consisting on thre or more, having sex with someone abruptly.

“Woah did you hear about Nathan?”
“No what happened?”
“He was just outside at the park and got gang banged.”
“Lol”

Baba

Baba (meaning 1): Baby or yes
Baba (pronounced Bah Buh) (meaning 2): Famous band, aww heeell no ☝️

meaning 1:
“Do you wanna go out with me?”
“Baba.”

meaning 2:
“Do you wanna sell your organs?”
“Baba.”

Quintarius

Taking such a big, and sometimes long, dump to the point where you’re head hurts and feels fuzzy

Shelly took a quintarius to the point where she did not know if they were dreaming or awake

Quintonarious

Taking a large and sometimes, long poop to the point where you’re head is fuzzy

Shelly took a quintonarious to the point where she could not tell if she was sleeping or awake

Wilmette

The “poorest” place in the new trier areas. Filled with homophobes, racists, transphobes and white supremacists

“I’m from Wilmette.”

“Ew”

moticular

Moticular means to be a little bitch about something or the inability to not be able to take a joke.

Doug: omg you’re so good
Joe: that’s what your mom was saying that last night
Doug: that’s not funny
Joe: bro stop being so moticular about it! it’s just a joke