Quintarius

Taking such a big, and sometimes long, dump to the point where you’re head hurts and feels fuzzy

Shelly took a quintarius to the point where she did not know if they were dreaming or awake

Damoniphons

When you need to shorten your pets leash

I had to damoniphons Leopolds leash yesterday because he kept barking at the mailman

Baba

Baba (meaning 1): Baby or yes
Baba (pronounced Bah Buh) (meaning 2): Famous band, aww heeell no ☝️

meaning 1:
“Do you wanna go out with me?”
“Baba.”

meaning 2:
“Do you wanna sell your organs?”
“Baba.”

Gang banged

A group of people, normally consisting on thre or more, having sex with someone abruptly.

“Woah did you hear about Nathan?”
“No what happened?”
“He was just outside at the park and got gang banged.”
“Lol”

Quintonarious

Taking a large and sometimes, long poop to the point where you’re head is fuzzy

Shelly took a quintonarious to the point where she could not tell if she was sleeping or awake

Wilmette

The “poorest” place in the new trier areas. Filled with homophobes, racists, transphobes and white supremacists

“I’m from Wilmette.”

“Ew”