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An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job title would be 'Head of internet'. He's an aspiring TikTok influencer. Despite only having one popular video to date, he is not easily dissuaded and produces a daily flow of drivel on the app.
Harris are often quite basic and love holidays in places such as Dubai.
He often comes back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.
He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art.
Deep down, he is a very sensitive individual, who doesn't like confrontation and just wants everyone to get on.
An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job would be 'Head of internet' or a TikTok influencer. He's not afraid to work hard for success, producing a daily stream of drivel on TikTiok, despite only having one popular video to date.
Harris are often quite basic and loves holidays in places such as Dubai. He will often come back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis with factor 50 on in the shade all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.
He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art. Sports such as javelin, shotput, sumo wrestling or cannonballing would come more naturally to this ambitious, voluminous individual.
Harri's booty is so thicc, it created a total eclipse of the sun.