Raptor

A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.

Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????

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