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A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
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Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.
(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)
The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.
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An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.
J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.
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Alternative name for toilet paper
Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.
A black eye, or the physical mark usually left on Indiana women by their loving male companions.
Mitch smacked his bitch when she was late retrieving a beer, leaving a Hoosier Hickey.
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A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.
Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.
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Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
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