A female incarnation of South Park's Timmy (Timm-ay!!!)
That fucking Timmette is dumber than what I'm about to shit.
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A black eye, or the physical mark usually left on Indiana women by their loving male companions.
Mitch smacked his bitch when she was late retrieving a beer, leaving a Hoosier Hickey.
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A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.
Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.
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Estrogenitis is an infection found primarily in women, hastened by a bountiful presence of estrogen, that causes a loss of memory, logic, reason, and common sense.
Melissa forgetting the title of Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, was caused by Estrogenitis.
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An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.
J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.
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A radiator leak; the slow leakage of antifreeze from a motor vehicle's cooling system
My car had her Vulcan period, leaving a green stain on the ground.
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