Area in between a women's gut and her cunt, usually begins to protrude at the age of thirty seven. A cheesy fungal odor may be apparent coming from the underside crease of the gunt itself. This scent is not to be mistaken with the odor of the crotch.
Look at that ladies big gunt hanging down to her knees.
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Funkshwalion can be used to describe a variety of feelings. It could be used to describe excitement, joy, disbelief, fright and occasionally even the attraction one has for another person. This word can be used in place of famous terms/qoutes like holy cow, oh my gosh, yipee skipee, cot, oh shoot, and last but not least shitake mushroom!
Coolio came home from school today and realized he forgot his own deoderant application prior to leaving his home in the morning. Hence, there was a funkshwalion used to describe his very own feelings on the rancid smell of that is which is found to be seeping slowly and steadily from the underarms of his favorite garment.
Today was the very first day that I actually used the word, funkshwalion in a sentence. Good thing I only used it in a sentence while having a conversation with myself, or otherwise if I had said it aloud to another person, they might have taken the credit for creating such a magnificient and honorable word, indeed jaqweed. Double check on that funkshwalion!
An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.
Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.
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