Homelube

When your significant other loogies and snot rockets on the others penis and proceeds to give a rim and handjob

I went to Becky's today and she gave me a homelube

Chocolate Covered Banana

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.

Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

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