deportes

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.

I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.

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jock

See: dick.

You are such a friggin' jock!

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ded

adj. Ded is when you are dead from joy, hilarity, sexiness, or other great feelings as such.

There is a large difference between ded and dead. Do not confuse the two.

The verb form is 'deds' or 'dedded.'

I dedded when that hawt dude walked in the room. On top of it, his pants were tight.

I will deds if you do a cape twirl.

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