Screenager

A screenager is a teenager who spends so much time glued to their screens—be it phones, tablets, laptops, or gaming consoles—that their thumbs could bench press a small car, their neck is permanently tilted at a "texting angle," and they respond to real-life conversations with emojis instead of words.

1. I can't believe Nigel is on his phone when he's literally getting a lap dance right now. What a screenager