Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.

I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.

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treuce

Your third deuce of the day.

Fuck, I gotta take a shit again!
Is that your third today?

It is. I'm going for the treuce.
Nice.

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Tobacco Medley

The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.

Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.