Ulan

A small village in eastern NSW. The town consists entirely of moronic miners who spend all day in the pub and whose combined IQ is less than that of a guinea pig.

"Hey bro, we're gonna call into Ulan on the way to Gulgong"
"Mate, unless you have a fluoro vest on and 3 inches of coal dust on your face you will most likely get sodomised with a pool cue by the inbred townsfolk"

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