Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.

Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.

Devil May Run up on a Nigga

The only and realest version of Devil May Cry for the PS-Triple as declared by Chad Warden.

Buncha' niggas tryin' talk shit, sayin' that XBOX got dat game "Devil May Cry 4".

Chad Warden dun' give a fuck, aight?

Let dat nigga cry, aight?

Dat nigga be cryin' all the time, let that bitch go to the XBOX 360.
Nigga, let that shit go to the Wii. They used to crying, aight?
If ya'll niggas want a game fo' dat Triple, we got like "Devil May Run up on a Nigga".
Fuck dat shit, aight?

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