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scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.

You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.

by GerthPaul December 16, 2022


accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.

I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.

by GerthPaul December 1, 2022


Guffaw

One somebody has a double dick

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.

by GerthPaul March 1, 2023


butt stench cove

A mythological place where BBW guys go to perform rituals and do simultaneous chants.

The Seventh Annual BBW Guys Ball took place again at Butt Stench Cove this year. From miles away you could smell their filthy buttocks and hear them simultaneously chanting at the same time.

by GerthPaul November 25, 2020


butts on a lip

An exclamation of excitement when someone does something woke af

When Rupal got a Brazilian before the blowbang the guys all pulled their lips and screamed “Butts on a lip!”

Rotilius squealed “Butts on a lip!” As soon as the guys started mentioning various fast food locations.

Girth had to say “butts on a lip” when he saw the guys mince into the room.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020


hummus boi

Homie; someone who’s your Garbanzo Guy.

Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.

Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!

by GerthPaul December 18, 2020


winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020