parfait

when you do some unknown movements such as those that would cause a hammock occupied by only one person to move in awkward and unexpected motions

Gertrude: What the hell is that guy doing in the hammock?
Caroline: I do believe he is parfaiting...he is partaking of the parfait in the hammock!
Gertrude: He's on the phone! If the hammock's a rockin' don't come a knockin!

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