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Austintown

A township in Northeastern Ohio where oppressive dress codes and potholes thrive.

Teacher: Hi! I see it's your first day here at Fitch High School. How has you morning been going so far?
New Student: Horribly, I gotten written up for dress twice already, and I hit about three potholes and almost got into an accident.
Other Student: Well, that's Austintown for ya!

by Gertrude Pumpernickel September 30, 2013

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