A skinny penis; sharp as a razor. Not allowed at airports, schools (unless under 5 inches), government building, stadiums. Must be registered with the ATF if model 69 or higher. If longer than 11.5 inches it is considered an Assult Leanis.
Jim: "What happened to Carlos?"
Tyrone: "You didn't hear? He was detained at the border for trying to pass with an unregistered leanis."
When you pound someoneรขยยs bootyhole so hard it makes their body implode and your dick comes out of out their skull.
Dad get away or else I Assannihilate you.
People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.
Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.
If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
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A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.
"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to take a shit.
Yesterday I had to take a fat Spooky Dooky. I haven't felt the same since.
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