Jacking off

A difficult wrist exercise often so powerful it leads to broken arms, fingers, wrists, divorces, a lot of time alone in your room, and death.

I was Jacking Off last night to cheese grader hentai

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

Bleach

A drink originated from California.

23% Total Fat 15g.
28% Saturated Fat 5.6g.
13% Cholesterol 40mg.
33% Sodium 790mg.
7% Potassium 229mg.
1% Total Carbohydrates 2.6g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.

Fuck man, I wish I was sipping bleach right now.

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Vacupation

When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.

911 what’s youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.

Fanupation

When you stick your penis into a moving fan.

Doctor: I’m sorry son. You have 10 hours to live.
Patient: I should have been more careful. If I only I could go back and change the events leading up to the Fanupation