Hwarf

1. the noise produced during the rare medical phenomenon known commonly as "furping." furping results from thirty days or more of constipation whereby the intestines of the patient, having no more capacity to hold feces, eject the fecal matter through the mouth.
2. and also, a reference to anything disgusting

*man throws up poop* "Hwarf!"

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schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

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reversipication

the act whereby a witty individual reverses the "p" and "f" sounds in conversation. this is guaranteed to make you friends.

Mrs. Gray: "How are you today?"
Merv: (looking defiant) "Piiiiiiine."

Feat of strength(!)

1. A display to draw attention to one's muscles, mistakenly believed to be attractive.
2. Often employed by those under the influence of at least a half a liter of bourbon (it can be done).

"Ahh, shit, ahhh, can i see that, or...FEAT OF STRENGTH!" *wrenches desired object from hand, throws self against wall*

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