bill

Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.

Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.

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monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!