Dirty Youssef

When someone completes a task un-aided, to the surprise of others who doubted

A: Done!
B: How? I never thought you’d be able to do that!
A: Well, next time instead of being doubtful think before you dish me a dirty Youssef!!

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Lucid pee

When you urinate with such strength and Gusto that you obliterate the whole bowl

A: Hey Man, wtf happened to the toilet?
B: I cut it in half while having a lucid pee.