testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

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