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1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.
2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.
3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.
Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.
Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
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A catch all excuse for plagerism by public figures, politicians and occasionally ,students.
1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
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Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40
Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.
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A person who is the fastest Blackberry user( or texter) in a group or organization. The designation of Top Thumb goes to the person who can reply the fastest to emails from the boss, point out errors in your messages and otherwise make mere normal mortals appear foolish and clumsy.
1. Jester is in a sales meeting and just sent his long Blackberry email he spent 1 hour thumbing explaining the last sales report. 2 seconds pass, his Blackberry tones a new email has arrived:
To: All
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester
Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.
2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"
5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."
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Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.
Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...
The Jags just cant connect the dots.
Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.
They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.
Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?
No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...
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A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.
In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.
Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.
Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.
Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"
It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.
Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad habit.
Other than that...nothing.
JU could have been a great school except that the short sighted Board of Trustees have a good comfortable thing going as do the faculty. Just as a sports or academic program seems to be taking off, the Board pulls the rug out and puts the money back in the fine arts department.
As they say, JU put the "ME" in mediocrity.
Go Dolphins.
Where did I graduate from college? Jacksonville University? No, no..I went there once.
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Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
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