Arsehole

1. A butthole
2. A nasty person

Spelt asshole in American English.

Fedor is such an arsehole!

Pizdiec

Pizdiec (Пиздец) means shit in russian

Yuri: where my vodka blyat?
Sergei: nun left in store

Yuri: Pizdiec

Юри: где меня водка блядь?
Сергей: не в стора
Юри: Пиздец

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Polska

Polish: POLAND
Large country in CENTRAL EUROPE.
Capital: Warszawa (WARSAW)
Currency: Jews’ heads
Major cities: Szczecin, Gdańsk, Gdynia, Sopot, Białystok, Vilnius, Mińsk, Brest, Hrodna, Poznań, Częstochowa, Łódź, Radom, Lublin, Cracow, Wrocław, Lviv, Odessa, Sevastopol, Kiev, Donetsk, Dniepro
State Religion: Racism, Roman Catholicism

Major export: Pierogi, Wódka (VODKA), Plumbers, Builders, War stories, heroics ...

JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA

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Blyat

Blyat (pronounced blyad’) russian (блядь) means fuck. It is used just like the English equivalent Fuck. Commonly used in the sentence cyka blyat (suka blyad’) ((сука блядь) this means fucking bitch (bitch fuck - directly)

Nyet babcia i asked for coco cola not kompot blyat

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Babcia

Your aggressive, violent Polish grandmother, who can’t walk properly, is the only white person you’ve see wear a headscarf, forces POLISH FOOD ONLY down your throat, and is constantly armed to the teeth with kitchen knives, rolling pins and in extreme cases, actual guns, in preparation for the dreadful day that a Jehova’s Witness, a Jew, a tax collector or the authorities come round. She has been waiting for this moment for the last twenty years.

Mama, wot ar we doing todayy?
We ar going to see ur BABCIA

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Clapped

Ugly as fuck

Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!

Retard

1. Someone who suffers from ‘retardation’
2. Someone who is generally retarded

You’re such a retard