gherkin

When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.

The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.

A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.

B. You're really fucked up.

C. You make my dick sad.

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