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Gangster Lane

The right lane of a intersection. Usually used for turning-traffic, this lane is used by Gangsters to get through intersections in front of drivers who have been waiting. Also known and the G-Lane or the Ghetto Lane, this Gangster Lane is a sign of the creeping ghetto. Normal citizens are baffled and confused when first encountering a Gangster Lane.

Driver: Did you see that guy? He just blew past us on the right and cut me off after hitting that parked car. I am going to have a talk with that young man.
Passenger: Take it easy dude, you didn't notice but that was a Gangster Lane. If you are going to talk to that driver let me out right here.

by Ghetto Lane December 16, 2014


G-Lane

Euphemism for Ghetto Lane, it's when drivers use the right-turn lane to blast through intersections, passing drivers who were waiting their turn and often scaring the shit out of decent folks.

Child: Daddy, why did that loud hoopdie just pass us and run over than man on a bicycle?
Father: Well son, didn't you notice there was a G-Lane back there? That was the proper use of the G-Lane.
Child: OK daddy.

by Ghetto Lane December 16, 2014


Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.

Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.

by Ghetto Lane December 16, 2014