Fergie

A certain creature, native to south africa, who is ridiculously lazy, stoned almost all the time, sleepy no matter how rested, incredibly hard to understand when spoken to, and has hooked up with many ugly ass chicks. Rare, but when found, should be treasured, no matter how stupid.

Bro- "Dude, you failed your math test, you're about to take a nap, and you're ridiculously stoned? You've out fergied yourself."

Fergie- "I just rolled the nicest J, man."

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