Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

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