Sydney

Towering above you like a skyscraper, Sydney is a fairly attractive woman, who's good looks are matched only by her sarcasm. She is mean, but for some reason you will continue to hang out with her. What she lacks in brains, she makes up for in her... nevermind. This all being said, she is good at picking up phone calls on the first ring because her social battery only allows her to have like three friends, and you're two of them.

Person A: "Dude why do you hang around Sydney? She acts like you're her servant."

Person B: "I don't know dude."