Flaming Gnute

The hot embers that pop out of a crackling fire.

I was stoking the fire and a flaming gnute burnt my hair.

2👍 3👎

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

10👍 2👎

spray mudd

to take a very loose dump

Oh my god I have to spray mudd so bad.