pelekinesis

The movement of a pelecan in response to a stimulus, as light

Wow, you must have the power of pelekinesis, no one else could get him to move.

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Mia's Culpa

A slang word for vagina used by women haters. In other words, "Mia's mistake," based off of Mea Culpa, meaning my mistake.

She would have been a kind and decent person if not for Mia's Culpa.

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Barf Mitzvah

Often the result of partying a little bit too much at your Bar Mitzvah party (by consuming too much wine) or the result of leading your Bar Mitzvah service while sick.

Great job at the service, now comes the fun part...just don't take it too quickly or you might end up a barf mitzvah for the evening.

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Quesadillapocalypse

Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.

All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you made quesadillapocalypse.

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